A poem a day, 14 nearly half way – this is a silly poem – 70% of it was found on ebay .. yes, really these things were all listed and most of them sold!
Tick tock tick tock …
watching the ebay clock …
just before mid day …
someone else has bid – Hey!
I really want a broken fairground ride,
and a purse made out of badger’s hide,
those postcards from old istanbul,
and just before my basket’s full,
I simply must have ….
a raccoon’s penis bone,
a holographic Jesus,
the biggest bollocks in the world,
a potato that looks like a penis,
a haunted table cloth,
a woman’s virginity to pluck,
I hope I’m in for luck,
I really hope I win that …
virgin mary baked in cheese,
dried peach vagina, if you please!
a mummified mouse,
a paper clip for a house,
50’s monopoly bank,
to date homosexual uncle frank,
the ghost of a cat, a cloud in a can,
and 40 year old raspberry jam,
and not to be outdone,
I want elvis presley’s chewing gum …
I hope I won, I hope I won!
Only a minute to get the bid in,
digital feeding adrenalin,
5 minutes left,
get the bid in.
tick tock tick tock
the ebay clock
loadsa money to burn
I got more cash than pleasure
trash transforms into treasure …
Confirm, confirm, confirm!